WHAT’S IN A NAME? IT’S THE GO ACRONYM GAME!
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July 20, 2012
Is it true that TSA really stands for “Touching Someone’s Anatomy?”
ReaganGirl.com is on a crusade to scrape away the orange scum that floats on top of the alphabet soup of Governmental Organization (GO) acronyms. In a recent contest, ReaganGirl.com accepted suggestions for new names to give those endearing bureaucratic nannies that have been beating us and locking us in our rooms for decades. We have whittled down the alternative titles for our favorite commie pinko governmental agencies to the top three favorites, and we need your help choosing the winners. Please print off this page, circle your final choice, and mail it to:
Eric Holder c/o U.S. Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001
The Americans with Disabilities Act ADA
- Always Dieting Anorexics
- Apes Doing Algebra
- Asses Destroying America
Drug Enforcement Agency DEA
- Dope Enjoyment Assembly
- Doing Ecstasy Again
- Doobie Enthusiasts of America
The Department of Justice DOJ
- Deranged Old Jerks
- Derailed Ordained Jurisprudence
- Demonic Obscene Jesters
- Employment Prevention Agency
- Environmentalist Pantywaists in Action
- Exploding Polar Bear Advocates
The Federal Communications Commission FCC
- Friggin’ Commie Cutthroats
- Flashmobs Crushing Conversation
- Fast Confinement for Conservatism
- Feeding Dumpy Applicants
- Frivolous Drugs for Aliens
- Financial Disaster of America
The Federal Emergency Management Agency FEMA
- Filthy Emaciated Migrants from Alabama
- Failing Everyone Mostly Always
- Feeble Entitlement Masters Amassing
- Fierce Totalitarian Cabal
- Flaming Transvestite Clubbers
- Formerly Thriving Constitutionality
The Housing and Urban Development Agency HUD
- Homies Using Drugs
- Hillbilly Uprising Division
- Housing for Unusual Deviants
- Noble Astronauts Severely Abused
- Nutty Alien Searching Association
- Nasty Anarchists Seize America
- Notable Soviet Ascendancy
- Nefarious Sedition Activity
- Not Seriously Astute
The Occupational and Safety and Health Administration OSHA
- Obama’s Stupid Hippie Association
- Obstructionist Socialist Hysterics Abounding
- Obtuse Senseless Hypocrites At work
- Slaughtering Businesses Adroitly
- Stopping Busy Americans
- Shoving Bull*** Actively
- Subtly Screwing All
- Sorry, Stupid Adolescents
- Should’ve Saved Already
- Twisted Searcher Abuse
- Tempting Sexual Animals
- Touching Someone’s Anatomy
The United States Geological Survey USGS
- Unreasonably Steep Global Spending
- Unicorn Study Generating Swill
- Unproductive Scientists Going to Spain
Have we left anything out? Please send your suggestions via USPS. But in the case that GO becomes defunct on August 1, you may want to try UPS, API, or just sent it on a CP (carrier pigeon). Love, RG
By Marjorie Haun 7/20/2012
Tags: acronyms, alphabet soup, EPA, Governmental agencies, Mister Rogers pedophile, NDAA, Obama fail, The Dark Knight conservative, TSA
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