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How to Eat Like a Porker and Still Lose Weight: Burned Food

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology, Holidays, Lifestyle, Obamacare

I did teach a science class once as a substitute teacher at Canoga Park High School, so I am well acquainted with Schlimmel’s 6th through 13th Laws of Thermodynamics.


Old Sarge’s List of Thankful Things

Posted by in Current Events, Holidays, Thanksgiving

Harry Reid has stood in the bread line and asked for toast. He painted several signs that say, “Will Obstruct for food.”


Yertle the Turtle Goes to Therapy with the Little Red Hen

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology, Children, Children's Literature

Get on your knees and become my chair. I’m the ruler of the earth, I am creation’s heir! I am master of all that I see! The chaise lounge, the silk plants, the flat screen TV!


PART 2: THE UNTIDY STATES OF AMERICA

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology

We have way too many states. It took another complete post to finish my edition of “The Untidy States of America.” As I delved into the current events, politics, social trends, and general unpleasantness that saturates the fruited plain, it became apparent that our states are even more messy than I had assumed.


JOE BIDEN MAD LIBERALS

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology

Hey kiddies, have you played the entertaining and gut-busting game of Mad Lib-erals? Here’s how it works: You take a sentence and put your choices of silly words into the blanks to make it so funny that you will want to puke. For example:


LET’S PLAY MORE MAD LIB-ERALS!

Posted by in Abnormal Psychology

This week a ______ (screener, cake decorator, dog walker) for the TSA was caught _____ (pleasuring, gesticulating, masticating) himself as he viewed full-body ______ (scans, crab cakes, pantyhose) of _____ ( female, Canadian, Van Halen fan ) passengers. There has been widespread public______ (outrage, souvlaki, ping pong) over this story.


LET’S PLAY MAD LIB-ERALS!

Posted by in Conservatism

Hillary Clinton, the ________ (wife, horse, sumo wrestler) of the former _________(pig farmer, gynecologist, entomologist) of the United States, is now the Secretary of _________(cigars, rubber gloves, State). She is a _________(snappy, polyester, Walmart) dresser and looks quite sharp in a _________(pressure, swimming, pant) suit.


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